Okay, so — measuring land. Ugh. I never thought I’d be googling how to measure land area , like ever. I’m not a farmer. I don’t build houses. But there I was, middle of the night, staring at this stupid piece of paper with a sketchy plot diagram on it and thinking, “How the hell am I supposed to know if this land is 1 acre or just… big?” Anyway, long story short — I went down a rabbit hole. First, I tried those online land area calculator maps. Some were decent. Some were, honestly, just scams with ads popping up every 3 seconds. One even asked me to upload my deed . Nope. Bye. Then I found this thing in Google Maps. It was kinda cool, actually. You just right-click, hit “Measure Distance,” and drag points around your land. Boom — it gives you the area in square feet. I was like — wait, this is free? Why didn’t anyone tell me this in school? You can even use it on your phone (though it’s a pain if you’ve got chubby thumbs like me). I also messed around with Google Earth. N...