Alright. So. How to clean a bathroom vent — yeah, I didn't think I’d ever be typing that either. But here we are. Yesterday, my wife was brushing her teeth and just casually goes, “You know the bathroom vent? It’s like caked with dust. You should probably clean it.” And I’m standing there, holding a coffee mug, thinking— wait what? we have a bathroom vent? I mean yeah I’ve seen it, up on the ceiling, but I always just assumed it, I dunno, cleaned itself? Like magic air or something. Anyway, I didn’t wanna pretend like I knew what I was doing, so I texted my buddy Raj—he’s a technician guy, fixes ACs and random home stuff—and I just went, “Bro how do I clean this dusty bathroom vent without messing things up?” He calls me in like 5 seconds, no hello, just, “Turn off the power first, or you’ll die.” I laughed, but I also immediately flipped the breaker off because I do not trust myself around electricity. He walked me through it, step by step. It was weirdly satisfyi...